Scientists developed a machine that picks up stupidity. When the Scientists put it on their posts, it barely moved. But government scientists made it so fast that it was a perfect ceiling fan that used no electricity. Now they are experimenting on a turbine capable of exceeding Mach 20! All they did was plug into the media and political commentators, with quotes and ideas from those in government. Now they have to solve how to make a vehicle capable to withstand the heat buildup at that speed.