teevee pilot: Chopped, For Realz
Present your dish, Monica.
I've prepared a truffle-flavored...
I hate truffles!
Well, it isn't a strong truffle fla...
You wimped out on truffles?
But you just said...
WHERE ARE THE TRUFFLES?!
What? I don't un...
WHERE DO YOU STAND ON TRUFFLES!?
To be honest, I don't care for them...
Right! Give me your hand.
What?
Your hand, now chop off the 1st joint of the pinkie.
WHAT!
This is Chopped: For Realz, Monica. Look, is that Jesse in a speedo?
Where?
*CHOP*
ARGGHHH!