A recent "As Seen On TV" commercial revealed that OurPillow will no longer perfectly adjust to fit individuals, but instead it will conform to the masses. It also boasts a patented, quick-drying, liberal tear absorbing foam. "It’s guaranteed the most comfortable pillow the State will ever own and let you use!" said Lindell.
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In Effort To Appeal To Socialists, Mike Lindell Introduces ‘OurPillow’
CHASKA, MN - Mike Lindell, more commonly known as the 'My Pillow Guy,' is making headlines once again with his newest line of pillows. MyPillow is now targeting the socialist demographic with the release…
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