Mike Adams (aka the “Health Ranger“) is a best selling author (#1 best selling science book on Amazon.com called “Food Forensics“), an environmental scientist, a patent holder for a cesium radioactive isotope elimination invention, a multiple award winner for outstanding journalism, a science news publisher and influential commentator on topics ranging from science and medicine to culture and politics.
(satire) The CDC asked me to remind you that bird flu is now leaping from birds to humans and even alien hybrids, and not only will it make your eyes bleed like crazy, soon the CDC will be recommending EYE TAMPONS for all genders, and you will see the obedient sheeple running around society with tampons stuck in their eyeballs. Eye tampon dispensing machines will be available soon at most universities, both in men's and women's restrooms. For maximum protection, some people will be wearing both MASKS and eye tampons at the same time, because bird flu is very, very scary and we should all be incredibly afraid at all times, and especially be afraid to go outside. Soon, bird flu jabs will be available and then you will all be perfectly safe, as long as you take ALL the recommended jabs (no skipping!) and do NOT take any supplements such as vitamin C or zinc or quercetin because those will nullify the good medicine in the jabs! Please indicate your obedience with a positive comment that assures me you will do exactly what the CDC demands.
@HealthRanger couldn't find my middle finger emoji to express my obedience..
@HealthRanger - will you be offering the gluten free, organic, mostly cotton eye tampons at the healthranger store?
@HealthRanger
My father learned that he suffered from Hemophilia in his mid 20's after suffering a work related accident.
It's been a little over 50 years ago.
Along with the internal bleeding, He suffered bleeding from his eyes before his Death.
Thanks for your 'joke'.